Citizens of Earth - Recruit the Masses

The Vice President of the World has to get his hands dirty in order to save the world in Citizens of Earth. But not literally, because an unkempt manicure would ruin his Vice Presidential image. So what does he have to do? Recruit the populace to fight his fights for him!



But the masses won't come easily - it has after all, been quite a while since "ask not what your country can do for you" was taken seriously. So in order to build out his political party, he'll have to deliver on some campaign promises. Whether it's rescuing and finding cats for the Cat Lady, shelling out a few bucks for the Homeless Guy, or corroborating some dubious evidence for the Conspiracy Guy, the Vice President is going to have to come through with his campaign.